I shall tell you of my one strange day;
which, of course, is nothing but gay.
It really happened on this one strange day,
a very strange day
on the first of May.
I was walking on this sidewalk;
which was marble white;
then, I saw this peacock!
Which was nothing but shy.
I ignored the peacock and walked into my school.
And everyone had a mouth open drool!
I was shocked like a fool,
standing there like a stool.
This was so uncool.
They stopped drooling as soon as they saw me,
then they stared at me like I was something to eat!
“We’re hungry, we want to eat you!” they exclaimed.
Jeez, wasn’t there any vegetarian, who doesn’t eat meat?
I thought this was lame.
There was definitely something wrong with the students here.
Speaking of that, I’ve noticed they didn’t even have an inch of hair!
I was so scared,
I want to swear.
(I wouldn’t of course.)
My throat grew hoarse,
I couldn’t roar.
There was a poisonous gas in here,